I just wanted to use that joke.


LoZ: Twilight Parody, DesertFLY TO: GERUDO DESERTLoZ: Twilight Parody, Desert
LINK lands on the top of a sand dune, staring across the vast nothing of the GERUDO DESERT. As he starts to move forward, MIDNA stops him.
MIDNA: Wait, Link. Before we go on, there's something I'd like you to hear. Do you remember what the spirit said about the Fused Shadows?
LINK: About how we shouldn't mess with them, and that they'd only bring misfortune upon us, and how exactly that happened?
MIDNA: No, about their being the shadow magic of an ancient tribe.
LINK: Oh, right. Man, that scen


LoZ:TwilightParody,MasterSwordWARP TO: FARON WOODSLoZ:TwilightParody,MasterSword
WOLF LINK wanders around FARON WOODS, trying to find the area containing the MASTER SWORD. While walking towards the FOREST TEMPLE, that MONKEY WITH THE FLOWR IN ITS HAIR jumps out from the background into the main level. Suddenly, SURPRISINGLY CREEPY PUPPET ZOMBIE MONSTERS surround it. However, they turn around and attack WOLF LINK instead. They turn out to be REALLY, REALLY EASY TO KILL.
MONKEY: Did Did you save me? Th-thank you! Listen, since you're so nice, let me tell you something: there's a really pretty wooded area on the other side of this cliff! I c


LoZ:Twilight Parody,Castle Pt2WARP TO: LANAYRU'S CAVELoZ:Twilight Parody,Castle Pt2
The PORTAL warps LINK back to LANAYRU'S CAVE. Some GAMERS may have noticed that the cave is slightly darker than usual, but this is unimportant. What is important is that ZANT IS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LINK just freezes up, and LANAYRU shoots out of the water. LANAYRU and ZANT stare at each other for awhile, and then ZANT explodes with light, which knocks LANAYRU against the wall, and causes the spirit to DISAPPEAR, leaving only the orb of light. ZANT forces the ORB into the water by POINTING AT IT. The ORB falls into the water, and the TWILIGHT returns.
LINK: No


LoZ:Twilight Parody, LakebedFADE TO: LAKEBED TEMPLE, FIRST ROOMLoZ:Twilight Parody, Lakebed
Instead of a generic hall or chamber, the LAKEBED TEMPLE starts with an UNDERWATER TUNNEL that LINK must swim through. It looks KIND OF PRETTY because of the lighting and plants, and it's also SOMEWHAT HILARIOUS to watch LINK get shocked by the ELECTRIC JELLYFISH. After traveling through the TUNNEL, LINK emerges into a circular chamber, where it is revealed that all of the hanging switchs from WIND WAKER were moved into storage here. After hanging from the switch to open the DOOR, LINK moves on to the next room.
CHASE TO: LAKEBED TEMPLE, ROOM 2  
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